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Ok, so here are some quotes over the years and to date that i have found funny. Enjoy! msg tomas on austnet if u wish to add some quotes.

(10:19:17am) <DirtyDingo_> im trying to figure out how i can get to u..i have some mates in qld
(10:19:25am) <tomas> lol wtf are u on about
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<Fred-Bear> tomas, seems you like bron deep down, but only have the guts to ring her when you get drunk
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02:50:35am) <Tony|Soprano> go watch fucken neighbours u dum cunt
(02:50:46am) <Musicophilia> Yeah, I know, how can you do a gangster film in London with such a big house and a pool? Stupid.
(02:50:47am) <Tony|Soprano> the sopranos is the best drama ever made
(02:50:56am) <tomas> ROFL
(02:51:19am) <Musicophilia> Who the fuck swims in a pool in London? It is cold as.
(02:51:27am) <tomas> Are you aware of tv and the real world Tony|Soprano
(02:51:27am) <Tony|Soprano> how can u say the sopranos is shit u fucken mutt
(02:51:32am) <tomas> It's good :p
(02:51:36am) <Tony|Soprano> and him and his wife dont get along is fake
(02:51:42am) <Tony|Soprano> ur mums nipples r fake cunt
(02:51:48am) <tomas> rofl
(02:51:49am) <Tony|Soprano> stick a cd up ur ass u music cunt
(02:51:52am) * littlematchgirl (yeahwhateve@9194552f.bigpond.net.au) Quit (Quit: )
(02:51:56am) <tomas> lol this stuff is gold
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<Dudley> sounds like your task as a fuckwit is complete bron
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(19:17:07pm) <Special-Kel> have you got all known STD's from A-M yet?
(19:17:16pm) <Special-Kel> trying to get N-Z?
(19:17:22pm) <Special-Kel> gotta catch 'em all
(19:17:23pm) <Special-Kel> right?
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(00:57:47am) <tomas> grab your penis grab it from the bottom and put ur hand around it and squeeze it abit
(00:57:47am) <gs69azza> thats what I did at work
(00:57:48am) <gs69azza> lol
(00:57:50am) <tomas> and watch ur knob get bigger
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 (Exit: <vanqpatskE> just saw my sister get out of the bath with a towle on <vanqpatskE> i know wat i am wanking over 2night)
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